it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My therapist said that she thinks i may have a sex addiction. I think she may be a terrible therapist.
Want me to drive you to Dr. Drew's sex rehab?
Nah, cause then i cant masturbate to that show anymore.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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