Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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