I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Why are there maracas in the dishwasher?
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
I'm pretty sure he's playing the harmonica in my shower right now. I just really need to pee.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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