i just fingered the ice cream at home instead of getting a spoon
been there done that
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
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