i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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