Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Don't take advice from me. I'm simultaneously shitting and eating cheesecake.
I just used a gift card from my in-laws to buy their daughter a vibrator. What even are morals?
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