508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I'm too high and old for this...
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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