Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
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im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
You know you had a bad blackout when you forget you held the stanley cup.
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I am expending an amazing amount of energy to not throw up right now
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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