Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Also, nothing screams "don't talk to me because I'm unstable" like walking around eating cookie dough out of the package.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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