i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Last night you snap chatted some chick a pic of bottle service with the caption "send tits"
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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