I heard we made out
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
vagina is talking i cant
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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