"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
My kids are NEVER playing in the park more than 2 feet away from me until they are capable of punching an eagle.
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
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