i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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