Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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