Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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