do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
Okay so.. What's with me and guys who have more than 2 nipples
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
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