pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
That's how I like my men: traumatized and crying in a ball
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
You were laying in a hotel bed drinking beer from a straw while you demanded everyone to kiss your foot tattoo.
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
