my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Look, all I'm sayin is $2 boilermakers and an expense account are probably a bad mix…
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
This guy kept running around with a blender giving people shots of everclear and vodka. Best. Toga. Party. Ever.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
The leasing office is hiring, so I gave them my resume and class schedule. I doubt they'll call me considering last summer at their "exotic animal" pool party I marched in with a funnel and demanded the employees chug. I doubt they've forgotten.
I dunno what the deal was, but you spent about an hour trying to put your phone charger in the outlet and you were yelling "one plug to rule them all"
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
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