i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
You asked the waitress for a vasectomy and handed her a butter knife, like you were ordering something from the menu
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
You texted me "Americans are sad" and "chicken coop disaster" without any further explanation.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
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