sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
but i'm paying and its not a date cause he's got a gf and i'm hooking up with his roommate tomorrow night
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
I had an awesome dream where you were a stegosaurus and I was a triceratops and we were hiding from a t-rex and had mad dino sex
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