Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
Fuck that guy and his dumb haircut and awesome dick
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
*swallows 40 gallons of heavy water and astral projects into buzzfeed* Top Ten Reasons Why I Am God
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