You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
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