you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
True that.. I am going to ride a gold plated unicorn across a field of cocaine and coach purses when I graduate.
That was beautiful.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
Randomize
