Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
Randomize