try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
I just bought six bottles of the 2 dollar vodka. oh yes there will be blood
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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