i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I dont pretend to understand how the heterosexual mind works. Its a mysterious cavern of stupidity and disgusting sexual acts.
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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