he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
Fuck U Mike is a golden god.
Mike give steph back her phone.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Even my vagina gasped.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
So my mom wants me to come swim with dolphins with my little sisters in October. I'm not sure how to tell her I saw a "when dolphins attack" special when I was rolling and am now terrified of them.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
Randomize
