why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
So dude, she and I just got done having the most amazing sex, and then she rolled over and said that "lets make some tacos" and proceeded to the kitchen... naked... I'm buying the ring tomorrow
Even the French judge on the olympics would give that a 10
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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