you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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