mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
this just has baby written all over it
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Do you want to talk about dinosaurs?
You can’t judge a dick by its balls.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
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