would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
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