I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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