it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
I'm on the same pooping schedule as a professor I've never had. He now says what's up to me in the hallway
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
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