return my video game
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
Napping in front of family members can be embarrassing when you get a christmas boner in your sleep
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
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