It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
people are starting to question the shark bite story
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
Randomize
