dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Somebody spraypainted a transformers head on a transformer box..my life is complete
You were doing karaoke. Then you screamed "SHOUTOUT TO ADAM LAMBERT" and started making out with the very surprised looking guy next to you.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You were talking about masturbating on the phone then said you had to go because golden girls was on then you called me back saying you seen that episode already.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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