I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
He kept sending me videos of his dogs while I was trying to masturbate. At what point does getting vagina-block apply?
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Thank you. I woke up with a beard hair in my mouth. Super classy.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
