yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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