Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
We had a long talk in which he told me he respects me more than any other girl. 30 minutes later, I got a facial.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
DIBS on your mom for my beer pong partner.
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