Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
there's nothing like the elf drinking game to get me in the christmas spirit.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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