We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Oh you have a half-brother? Why that's right up my alley! Let's cause family strife
Tearing families apart since 2011.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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