you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
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