I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
having someone tell me to "prepare my vagina" is not really something I want to hear..
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
Despite how often it occurs, I have absolutely no interest in having sex with myself
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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