The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
I woke up to them arguing over who would get my morning wood. Oh, and I was dressed as Santa.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
my mom just emptied my water bottle filled with vodka into the turtle tank.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
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