Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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