trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
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