tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I JUST WOKE UP WITH MY UBER DRIVER
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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