So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
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