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He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
They left me at home... I'm a liability
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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