why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
sometimes when i'm walking through campus i wonder how many of these people have seen me puke
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
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