dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
In your drunken brilliance did you make bagel with what appears to be mac and cheese smeared on top and pink icing dip? Because if so it is sitting on the counter
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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