yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
Randomize
