Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
But I'll just tell people it was a bar fight... Sounds a lot better than "well I was drunk and alone and eating Special K naked in my bed"
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Randomize
