why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
When I found out he was circumcised I called his mother and thanked her
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