glad you had fun, i did too. am rubbing aloe on my butt now.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
It would have to be recorded, because that sex tape would be humanity's primary evidence of miracles
We should get Al Michaels to provide commentary for it.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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