Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I'm making myself a nametag with my contact info and pinning it to myself like a kindergardenter in case I get lost when I black out on Sat.
Can we laminate it? Just to be safe.
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
In any case. I fucked a married couple recently. Know what a straight person would've done there? Been super weirded out by 1/3 of the genitals there, that's what.
I should have robbed the cradle years ago. Turns out 21 year old boys can cum and still fuck me silly a minute later. My vagina feels like it just won a car from Oprah!
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